TITLE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

I'm getting the most exclusive badge there is or ever will be.

I'm getting the most exclusive badge there is or ever will be.

Burnley will ruin your chances.

They would if we didn't have all these players returning. They're all fighting for starting places, no time for complacency.

WOW! With Manure winning today the title race has got really really interesting. If chelaski take 1 more tumble Title can be decided at old Trafford. I wanted maure and oilmoney to draw today.

The snake put the final nail in the coffin. Think Chelsea will cruise past United and we'll beat Chelsea, but that isn't enough.

The snake put the final nail in the coffin. Think Chelsea will cruise past United and we'll beat Chelsea, but that isn't enough.

As long as we beat Chelsea, finish second and win the FA Cup I'm a happy gal.

As long as we beat Chelsea, finish second and win the FA Cup I'm a happy gal.

I'm thinking the same thing. Chelsea dropping 10 points to us while also losing 7 goals on their goal difference tally compared to us is utterly, completely, impossible. With all this talk of us "back in the title race" I fear we will loose focus of those chasing behind us and finish 4th again (much more likely). However top 4 is as good as secured (well, as secure as Chelseas title is).

What would annoy me most with this is the completely unnessecary CL qualification shit that we should absolutely avoid this year. If we need to play those silly games again because we slip I'm going to go mental.

Keep in mind Arsenal, Chelsea and Man utd all still have to play each other one more time. If both Arsenal and Man utd beat chelsea and we beat Man utd at old trafford... it could make things very interesting at the end of the season.

Though I'm sure we still won't win the league.

If both Arsenal and United take 3 points against Chelsea (which is highly unlikely), they will still be 4 points ahead of us. Just to make it interesting: lets say Liverpool ALSO beat Chelsea. They are still a point ahead of us, and that's assuming we don't drop a single point! Now lets assume they have a total breakdown and draw against Leicester, Crystal Palace, West Brom or Sunderland and they are most likely ahead of us on goal difference (assuming they don't loose any of those games by a large margin).

Well. Good luck with that!

Its much more likely that we draw against Chelsea and Man United - suddenly both United and City are ahead of us, and we have to do the routine trip to Turkey in August to get a qualification for CL.

If both Arsenal and United take 3 points against Chelsea (which is highly unlikely), they will still be 4 points ahead of us. Just to make it interesting: lets say Liverpool ALSO beat Chelsea. They are still a point ahead of us, and that's assuming we don't drop a single point! Now lets assume they have a total breakdown and draw against Leicester, Crystal Palace, West Brom or Sunderland and they are most likely ahead of us on goal difference (assuming they don't loose any of those games by a large margin).Well. Good luck with that!

Hence why VA10 is never getting that badge.

Alright fine.

I'm getting that badge if we win all our games.

I'm getting that badge if we win all our games.

No I've changed my mind. The original discussion was that we would win all our games AND win the league. You're only getting the Nostradamus badge if we do.

However, I will give you a Nostradamus Lite badge if we win all our league games between now and June.

To be fair you came up with that badge in a reply to "We'll win them all. I have no doubts about that." but fine, I'll get the lite badge.

Can you make a "Captain Obvious" badge also - that everyone except VA10 will get if he's wrong? He seems too hung up on getting a badge.

Sabotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!

By the way, if we do win the league, I'm creating a 'We Were There' badge.

By the way, if we do win the league, I'm creating a 'We Were There' badge.

I am rather interested in seeing your boobs than the badge if we win all the games.

I am rather interested in seeing your boobs than the badge if we win all the games.

classy...

I am rather interested in seeing your boobs than the badge if we win all the games.

Ok, here you go:

I'll chip in with a dick pic if that's what the people of dialsquare.co want.