Well for a striker pace alone doesn't define being "quick". Giroud is quick and some of the best, fast passing goals we've scored were going through him for a reason.

Exactly. Besides, who cares about pace when Wenger insists on possession football anyway? How many times have Giroud had the opportunity to go on a 30 metre run? I count zero, even when we stopped the tiki-taka briefly a couple of months ago.

We have pacy wingers, they can do plenty on counters. We don't need someone with Theo pace as CF, we need a good target man who can bring the ball down and then distribute. Someone who can win headers like no one else. Someone who can bring focus while his teammates position themselves around him ready for a quick flick.

Someone who can give you an orgasm by just looking at you.

I'm talking about this guy.

MeatSausage

Gay.